"JOKE OF THE MONTH"
The rules are simple to win: No "xxx" jokes, sorry. Kit Menkin cannot win (relatives, friends and employees can enter and win). Please note, if in the decision of the judges there is no "best" joke, a previous month may be included, and like in horseshoes, there are no ties. Winners of previous months can also win a second or third time - There is no limit.
Please send me your favorite joke. The first one to send it, not only gets the credit, but a good bottle of wine or a box of chocolates (the winners choice).
Winner for August
Larry Faber, Mountain View, California
Larry Faber, president of Input Optics, is originally from Detroit, having moved to California with his family in 1964. "By now my blood has thinned enough that just the thought of being there makes me shiver."
Larry is a graduate of UC Berkeley and a fervent college football and basketball fan. "I also enjoy 49er and Raiders games where I find the food and wine to be incomparable".
Larry is married and has two teen aged children who go to Homestead High, the same high school he attended when he moved to California. His wife, Michele, is an Interior Designer for Ethan Allen in San Jose.
Larry founded Input Optics 27 years ago and specializes in dental systems as well as network systems for the general business community.
Joke of the Month
"Jewish Sex Therapy"
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion, "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," says the Rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel."
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