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I 
AM THANKFUL FOR . . .
 
THE SPOUSE WHO 
HOGS THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT, 
BECAUSE 
HE/SHE IS NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
 
THE TEENAGER 
WHO IS NOT DOING DISHES 
BUT 
IS WATCHING TV, BECAUSE THAT MEANS 
HE/SHE 
IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS. 
 
FOR THE TAXES 
THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT 
MEANS 
THAT I, AM EMPLOYED. 
 
FOR THE MESS 
TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, 
BECAUSE 
IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN 
SURROUNDED 
BY FRIENDS. 
 
FOR THE CLOTHES 
THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO 
SNUG, 
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH 
TO 
EAT. 
 
FOR A LAWN THAT 
NEEDS MOWING, 
WINDOWS 
THAT NEED CLEANING, AND 
GUTTERS 
THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE 
IT 
MEANS I HAVE A HOME. 
 
FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING 
I HEAR ABOUT 
THE 
GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE IT MEANS 
THAT 
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
 
FOR THE PARKING 
SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR 
END 
OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT 
MEANS 
I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND 
THAT 
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION. 
 
FOR THE ALARM 
THAT GOES OFF IN THE 
EARLY 
MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT 
MEANS 
THAT I AM ALIVE.
 
AND FINALLY.......
 
FOR TOO MUCH 
E-MAIL, BECAUSE IT 
MEANS 
I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE 
THINKING 
OF ME. 

 

 

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